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HI! MOVING BLOGS! EDIE ISN'T HERE ANYMORE.
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lathyrism asked: i just tried to type /ask after your url and instead it came out /asdkfj
because
you're so awesome it makes me keysmash just thinking about you
just thought you should know
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AHHHHH! AHHHHHH! GIRLS. :/ damn. idk how to feel...
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OMG ROCKET NOOOOO )':
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Georgethecat speaks!: Today DC gets praise →
georgethecat: dcwomenkickingass: As much as I condemn DC, I am just as quick to praise them when they please me. Go and get Batman, Inc. #6. SPOILER AHEAD. Read More AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY… AHHHHHHHH! :D CASS CASS CASS! I’MA GO BRAVE HERO’S TODAY (:
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dinahlance replied to your photo: LOOK AT THESE REALLY CUTE HIPPO STICKERS I FORGOT… I HAVE THOSE HIPPO STICKERS ALSO GIRAFFES AHHH I HAVE THOSE TOO! ARE THEY FUZZY? I ALSO HAVE PINK ELEPHANTS *v*
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OF FUCKING COURSE MY SPANDEX ISN'T GOING TO FIT...
iona: lmao edie i will set you on fire through the interwebs i swear.
edie: oh. does that mean we’re breaking up?
iona: you still have my batman soundtrack.
edie: um. i think i ate that last week. in a fit of heartbreak when i saw that lipstick on your collar. sorry. i guess.
iona: can i at least have visitation rights with the kids.
edie: um well. okay. but i mean if they come home crying you will have a lot of explaining to do.
iona: they said they wanted to see cannibal holocaust.
edie: AND YOU JUST LET THEM? #i forget how many we have #what is the name of the one with curls?
iona: bruce jr, damian, damian 2, tim, and alfreda. they enjoy the violence. i think we’ve created monsters.
edie: i think you forgot about jormpy-esther, just because she was adopted, don’t make her less of our child, you know. if they liked it, why were they crying?
iona: it’s not my fault i can’t spell her name. THEY WERE CRYING FROM JOY. JOY.
edie: just so you know, when they wake up screaming from nightmares, i’m the one who has to put them back to bed and i, personally, don’t think it’s fair that i have to be the one to sit by their beds all night when you are the one who let them watch.
iona: YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WHEN YOU MARRIED ME. I FIGHT CRIME EVERY NIGHT. YOU THINK I CAN JUST GIVE THAT SHIT UP? THE CITY NEEEEEEEEEEDS ME.
edie: OH ARE WE HAVING THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN? BECAUSE UM I USED TO FIGHT CRIME BY NIGHT TOO. AND I MANAGED TO BE HOME TO MAKE THEIR BREAKFASTS AND PACK THEIR LUNCHES! IF YOU HAVE TIME FOR RANDOM LIPSTICK MARKS, YOU HAVE TIME TO COMFORT THE KIDS.
iona: YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GOING OVER TO THE SCARLET WIDOW’S HOUSE SHE NEVER “HAS A HEADACHE”
edie: :| visiting rights revoked. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
iona: GOOD THING MY ALTER EGO IS A LAWYER. I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL.
edie: BRING IT.
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i'm awake but lacking the urge to get out of bed...
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: i seriously want to write a tv show now about the rocky marriage between a superhero couple who do shit like fight loudly in the supermarket because “OF FUCKING COURSE MY SPANDEX ISN’T GOING TO FIT RIGHT ANYMORE I BIRTHED YOUR FIVE CHILDREN YOU ASS” baby baby you so fine when you about to use your laser vision you can bring your truth lasso to bed tonight awwww...
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recalcitrancy asked: i seriously want to write a tv show now about the rocky marriage between a superhero couple who do shit like fight loudly in the supermarket because "OF FUCKING COURSE MY SPANDEX ISN'T GOING TO FIT RIGHT ANYMORE I BIRTHED YOUR FIVE CHILDREN YOU ASS"
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post:… GOOD THING MY ALTER EGO IS A LAWYER. I’LL SEE YOU IN HELL. BRING IT.
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post:… YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GOING OVER TO THE SCARLET WIDOW’S HOUSE SHE NEVER “HAS A HEADACHE” :| visiting rights revoked. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT?
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post:… YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WHEN YOU MARRIED ME. I FIGHT CRIME EVERY NIGHT. YOU THINK I CAN JUST GIVE THAT SHIT UP? THE CITY NEEEEEEEEEEDS ME. OH ARE WE HAVING THIS ARGUMENT AGAIN? BECAUSE UM I USED TO FIGHT CRIME BY NIGHT TOO. AND I MANAGED TO BE HOME TO MAKE THEIR BREAKFASTS AND PACK THEIR LUNCHES! IF YOU...
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“Not feeling sexual attraction is what asexuality is all about! It is actually...”
– via cakeyeahasexual (via kavara88) What I’ve been saying on this blog for the past day or two. (via demisexuality)
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post:… it’s not my fault i can’t spell her name. THEY WERE CRYING FROM JOY. JOY. just so you know, when they wake up screaming from nightmares, i’m the one who has to put them back to bed and i, personally, don’t think it’s fair that i have to be the one to sit by their beds all night when you are the one...
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post:… bruce jr, damian, damian 2, tim, and alfreda. they enjoy the violence. i think we’ve created monsters. i think you forgot about jormpy-esther, just because she was adopted, don’t make her less of our child, you know. if they liked it, why were they crying?
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post:… they said they wanted to see cannibal holocaust AND YOU JUST LET THEM?
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: lmao edie i… can i at least have visitation rights with the kids um well. okay. but i mean if they come home crying you will have a lot of explaining to do.
May 11th
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idkmybffaeneas replied to your post: lmao edie i will set you on fire through the interwebs i swear you still have my batman soundtrack um. i think i ate that last week. in a fit of heartbreak when i saw that lipstick on your collar. sorry. i guess.
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recalcitrancy asked: lmao edie i will set you on fire through the interwebs i swear
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i appreciate my roommate ignoring this fart...
idkmybffaeneas: plethoradichotomy: idkmybffaeneas: plethoradichotomy: LMAO WTF LMAOLMAO TELL ME MOREEEEEEEE. /canneverresistastoryaboutfarts. #did you fart? dsgnkfdjgkjdfg this tag. THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER. I HAD A LOT OF PIZZA AND COFFEE TODAY EDIE A. LOT. OF. PIZZA. AND. COFFEE. is that a thing that makes people fart?
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TRAGEDY! SOMEONE HAS INVITED ME TO A "CHEEEEEESE...
ronroninabox: I will eat a slice of havarti for you, edith. it’s like doing a shot for you but a lot less MORE cool and a lot more delicious. fixed it for you bro.
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i appreciate my roommate ignoring this fart...
idkmybffaeneas: plethoradichotomy: LMAO WTF LMAOLMAO TELL ME MOREEEEEEEE. /canneverresistastoryaboutfarts. #did you fart? dsgnkfdjgkjdfg this tag. THAT IS NOT AN ANSWER.
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i appreciate my roommate ignoring this fart...
LMAO WTF LMAOLMAO TELL ME MOREEEEEEEE. /canneverresistastoryaboutfarts.
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TRAGEDY! SOMEONE HAS INVITED ME TO A "CHEEEEEESE...
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